After the Goya incident last time, it wouldn’t even surprise me if I found out this was real.
dishonorable_banana on
He finally got that promotion, eh?
Tight-Temperature670 on
You just know his undercarriage is utterly revolting irl
new_jill_city on
It turned out Captain Crunch was not a real captain. His uniform stripes indicate the rank of commander, which is lower rank. This fact ruined my childhood.
bobby0949 on
The best ever
J_T_Reezy on
Captain Cunt
Green-Taro2915 on
Capt’n taco!
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idk why but this post just hits different. reminds me of random deep convos at 3am lol
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Don’t do Captain Crunch dirty like that.
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Captain Lunch
Captain ~~Crook~~ ~~Corrupt~~ Cunt.
Oops, all dingleberries!
Captain Crunch
Hmm, I respect Capn’ Crunch and his delicious cereal growing up, this clown is making a mockery of him. Put him as Doofy or something.
Instead of a “C” I would go with a “BS” for Bone Spurs but Captain Bull Shit works too.
😆😆😆😆😆😆
ready for war against what?? the only enemy he can handle is a bowl of cereal and even thats questionable
Cap’n Cankles
Least sexy cosplay of all time.
Lovely, I didn’t need to se a bare fupa today.
You’ve insulted my favorite cearal.
C is for Chaos
Crap’n Bunch
https://preview.redd.it/d0ys1r2ojalg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ba0089af23c648ace4ab17748728f608380821
After the Goya incident last time, it wouldn’t even surprise me if I found out this was real.
He finally got that promotion, eh?
You just know his undercarriage is utterly revolting irl
It turned out Captain Crunch was not a real captain. His uniform stripes indicate the rank of commander, which is lower rank. This fact ruined my childhood.
The best ever
Captain Cunt
Capt’n taco!
idk why but this post just hits different. reminds me of random deep convos at 3am lol
Looking spiffy!
/s
Not enough gold
My bone spurs 🤡
❤️